Noah was born on July 19th, 1980 to a pair of hermaphroditic Lithuanian
midgets, who were performers in a northeastern Russian traveling circus.
Their names were Pubis and Anus Rymer. Noah had two siblings growing
up, Anus Jr. and Ellen, and older brother and sister pair that were wicked
and cruel to young Noah.

The strange Rymer clan wandered the frozen tundra living off of turnips
and goat placentas. At a very young age his parents noticed an artistic
flare in their son. He would create small, sculpted masterpieces at dinner
time using only uneaten bits of placenta and twigs he would find on the
forest floor. The Two midgets had such hope in their sons abilities that
they sold Anus Jr. to a wandering fur trader and bought passage to America.
In America Noah grew quickly, too quickly, he was 8 feet tall by age 11.
His parents had to sell half of Ellen's brain in order to get him shortened
down to a normal height. When it was decided that Noah looked "normal"
enough to pass for human he was enrolled in public school. His Lithuanian
parents were optimistic that the public school systems art program would
encourage their son as much as they themselves had. They were wrong.
Noah's young dreams of being a brilliant artist like Robert Williams, Robert
Crumb, or Salvador Dali were crushed under the weight of a pessimistic
capitalist school system. Where children are told how bleak there future is
even before they get there. So, as time passed, which it tends to do, Noah
hid his doodles. They became an imaginary world to escape into, rather than
a profession to seek. He became very protective of his doodles. On occasion resenting people who would encourage him to pursue it as a career. He was
sure that utter failure was all that awaited him there.

Until the day in August 2000 that he met the young and vivacious, Charmaine
Marie. She had genuine enthusiasm for Noah's drawings. An enthusiasm
that was so powerful that even jaded, now old, Noah became addicted to it.
And so Kinky's Comix was born. And the people of the world rejoiced.
Noah and Charmaine remained the best of friends. And have plans for later
this year to become the first "post-birth conjoined twins" by sewing all four
of their ass cheeks together.